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LOL YEAH U GUIEZ CATREES [May. 4th, 2008|02:31 am]
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SO, THE OTHER DAY I WAS IN THE KITCHEN COOKING SOME EGGS WEHN SAKKAN-CHAN CAME OVAR AND HE WAS ALL, "HAY UM I NEEDS ME SOME HELP. MY CAT R STUCK IN YR TREEZ AND I CANT LIKE GET IT OUT CUZ LIKE, I AM NOT ENOUGH TALL. WILL YOU CALL KEN-KEN AND HAFF HIM GET LIKE A LATDER OR SOMETHING?"

I RESPUNDED LIKE, "WELL, NO I KANT KUZ KEN DONT HAVE NO LATDER AND STUFF BUT I HAF A STEP STEWL IN DA BATCHROOM INWITCH U KAN YEWZ. IT R A REAL NICE ONE."

ENHE SAYED BACK, "OKTHANKS. WHUR IZ UR BATCHROOM?"

I SAY, "IN MY PANTS."

HE SAYS BACKS "LOL NICE ONE BUT THAT WUNT WERK ON ME LIKE IT DID KIN-YINS. seriously though, where is your bathroom? I'd really like to have my cat back by tonight because he hasn't yet finished his super supper of fish and rice."

I showed him were it was for a minute and then we went outside to my tree. i stared at his ass as he stood on the stool and reached for his catten. It are a real nice ass he has.

THEN WE TOTALLY FUCKED ON THE FRONT LAWN.
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so my new shirt came in the mail [Oct. 22nd, 2007|03:49 am]
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Kine was so excited he decided to text his wife and tell her about it.
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HAY IM GAY. IM GAY YOU GUIEZ. IM SO GAY [Oct. 13th, 2007|11:45 pm]
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HEY GUYS. APAPRENTLY I AM GAY BECAUSE I HAVE SMALL HANDS, STUBBY FINGERS AND A LARGE COCK.
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BETRAYED. AGAIN. IN LESS THAN AN HOUR. [Sep. 27th, 2007|03:36 am]
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WHAT THE HELL YOU GUIES. WHAT THE HELL. I GIVE YOU ALLT HE SINGLES YOU WANT COMPOSED COMPLETELY BY ME AND THIS IS HOW IM PAID BACK? THIS IS MY SHOWING OF RESPECT?
IM CALLING SENSEI RIGHT NOW. OMG. IM CRYING YOU GUYS IM CRYING SO HARD RIGHT NOW THAT MY BLUE CONTACTS JUST FELL OUT AND NOW I CANT FIND THEM.

DO i really look like that? DO I? Omg I'm calling sensei. : O:
Seriously though, DO I SERIOUSLY HAVE A BOUFFANT?
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(no subject) [Sep. 27th, 2007|03:09 am]
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I'm not pregnant you guies. I dont know who started that rumour, but they surely do deserve a trip to the ANTINOS CORNER.
But srsly, guiez. I'm not preganant. I'm just a little.. "deprEssed" lAtely if you know whaT I MEAn. LolS

If I ever find out who drew this propaganda, they are going to be raepd ungracefully in the Antinos corner until they like it, Sakkan.

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(no subject) [Sep. 18th, 2007|05:22 pm]
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YOU KNO ACCESS MAKES ME FEEL GRET.
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i need to update [Sep. 18th, 2007|04:33 pm]
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you guiez, cocks. are. so. great. and tasting them is like being born again.
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(no subject) [Sep. 18th, 2007|02:57 pm]
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cocks taste great
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